Few movies have lines that are more repeatable than Monty Python's "Holy Grail". For example, "She turned me into a newt, but I got better . . .", "Bring out your dead . . . but I'm not dead yet", "I fart in your general direction . . .". Aficionados of the film (and anyone British) will just HAVE to have this one. Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail is a comedy adventure game that takes you along King Arthur's journey with his band of Knights while solving puzzles and playing games such as Burn the Witch, Battle the Black Knight and Outwit the Bridgekeeper of the Perilous Bridge of Death. Several stills are taken out of the movie as backdrops. As well, you are rewarded with the never before performed, "King Brian the Wild" scene! <Moggy> Being British, of course I have an affinity for this game. I grew up on this bizarre humor. The game has all the best of what is Monty Python - silly sounds, bare breasts, and flying pineapples. Oh, And I forgot, The Foot! The gameplay itself is straight forward - wander around Merrie Olde England, visit Plagued villages, Black Knights, collect shrubberies, and burn witches. All this so that you can grab the Holy Grail and xxxxx xxx x xxxx xx xxxxxx xx xxxxx [censored - we're not giving it away!]. Be nice to Zoot when you meet her and don't spank her bottom too hard. Remember, your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! <Vi-Rex> Is this supposed to be funny? Breasts I get, but flying pineapples? Is this what happens when you drink warm beer, your humour, no, HUMOR goes limp? <Spamtrix> maybe he's eaten too much haggis <Vi-Rex> you mean he's very familiar with the insides of a sheep? <Moggy> will someone kick these idiots out of here! <Spamtrix> now, now Moggy. Let's not get stroppy <WeAponX> This is one of the most outrageous, hilarious and frustrating games that has ever been catapulted at me from a French castle! It is filled with little surprise video clips from the actual movie and silly games like "Burn the Witch", "Drop Dead" (which is Tetris with corpses instead of colored blocks), "Knights in Combat" (where you get to drive the Black Knight around like a tank) and "Spank Me". The object of the whole game is to direct Arthur and his "kiniggots" through various scenes of the movie, collecting items like Zoot's Medallion, a dead body, Joseph of Arimathea, and the entire castle of Camelot. Just WHAT you do with the stuff is what you have to figure outÖyou get minimal help from the historian and when you have collected all there is to collect from a certain place, the Knights say, "Ni!" (no, actually the historian just buzzes at you). If you play this, I have one warning. Be careful with the Holy Hand Grenade! <Vi-Rex> oh look, nerd bubble-boy is amused <Spamtrix> you're just jealous that he got to play "Spank Me" <Vi-Rex> no, more like "Burn the Witch" <Spamtrix> mean people suck